I swear she didn't look like that last week.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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