i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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