maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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