Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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