i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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