I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
