The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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