Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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