i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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