Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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