Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You're a waste of cheezeits
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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