For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
