if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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