i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Randomize
