Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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