i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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