Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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