I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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