don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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