i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I had to cum in my sink.
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