Nicole vs. Life
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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