I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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