people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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