Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
barbara walters just said penis...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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