I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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