I just pynch a tree in the face
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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