I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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