I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
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