You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
