Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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