Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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