i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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