So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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