so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I cannot find my penis.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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