You just made me feel so damn special
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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