East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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