my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
