i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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