is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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