Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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