I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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