these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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