Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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