do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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