Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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