We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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