oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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