he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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