If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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