woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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